Things I’ll teach my children (via wanksclub)
Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible.
Why was I forced awake at 4:30 in the morning and why can I not get back to sleep this sUCKs
the trans agenda is to diversify the meaning of “gender” while making “aesthetic” more specific, so that eventually one replaces the other
short girls with thick thighs *u*
1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?
Sex, I’m not really into masturbation too much
10. Do you like having your nipples touched?
I’m not against it but it often doesn’t do much for me
20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked?
Usually just in my underwear, occasionally fully naked
30. How often do you masturbate?
Hahaha, again not too big on the masturbation. It used to be like once every 3-6 months, mostly just to try it out again and rediscover that I still don’t like it. I recently got a Magic Wand tho so it’s upped to once or twice a week.
40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?
I’ve had sex dreams but no orgasm.
50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not
Haha sometimes they look like aliens but overall I think they’re all kinda pretty in their own way.
60. What’s the longest masturbation session you’ve had? Longest sex session?
Masturbation is usually like two-five minutes and I’m like “ugh no I h8 this* but like that Magic Wand did change that and I use that one longer, idk like 15-30 minutes?
Sex is a whole other ballpark. I usually stop enjoying it after a while but I’ve gone for like an hour before?? but at that point i’m just like :// really stop.
70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn’t belong to either of you?
80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)?
I like the ammendment there, because a lot of people w penises don’t really know how to use them in my experience
Yeah dildos can feel p good, but assuming someone is good at what they do I’ll take that over a dildo any day
90. Have you “sexted” (whether through text messaging or IM chat)?
Yep, it’s p fun
100. Do you often imagine people naked?
Nah, I’m not into that.
- 1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?
- 2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.
- 3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?
- 4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?
- 5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation?
- 6. Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt?
- 7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?
- 8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?
- 9. Do you like having your balls touched?
- 10. Do you like having your nipples touched?
- 11. Do you like having your anus touched?
- 12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)?
- 13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?
- 14. Do you have any kinks?
- 15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?
- 16. Do you pee in the shower?
- 17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower?
- 18. Have you had sex in the shower?
- 19. Do you like being naked?
- 20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked?
- 21. Have you ever skinny dipped?
- 22. What's the most unusual thing you've done nude?
- 23. Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity?
- 24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)?
- 25. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?
- 26. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?
- 27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?
- 28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?
- 29. How many sexual partners have you had?
- 30. How often do you masturbate?
- 31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it?
- 32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?
- 33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.
- 34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?
- 35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?
- 36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?
- 37. Have you ever "compared" (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend?
- 38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear?
- 39. Do you ever go commando?
- 40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?
- 41. How big is your penis?
- 42. Does your penis curve at all?
- 43. Which testicle hangs lower?
- 44. How big are your breasts?
- 45. Do you long or short labia? Are they even or uneven?
- 46. Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris?
- 47. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?
- 48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don't care?
- 49. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts?
- 50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?
- 51. Do you like the way your genitals look?
- 52. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup?
- 53. Do you like your butt?
- 54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?
- 55. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?
- 56. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?
- 57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?
- 58. What is the quickest you've ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?
- 59. Do you ever "edge" (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?
- 60. What's the longest masturbation session you've had? Longest sex session?
- 61. What's the most orgasms you've had in one session (of anything)?
- 62. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?
- 63. Spit or swallow?
- 64. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?
- 65. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?
- 66. Do you "squirt?"
- 67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral?
- 68. Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.?
- 69. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
- 70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn't belong to either of you?
- 71. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you?
- 72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in?
- 73. Strangest/most unique place you've had sex? How about masturbated?
- 74. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?
- 75. Are you particularly "vocal" when masturbating/having sex?
- 76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?
- 77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?
- 78. Do you own any sex toys?
- 79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?
- 80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)?
- 81. What are your favorite positions?
- 82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience?
- 83. Worst place/time you've ever gotten a boner?
- 84. Have you ever had any genital injuries?
- 85. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection?
- 86. Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)?
- 87. If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up?
- 88. If you lack a penis, how familiar are you with how you look down there?
- 89. Do you think you're "good" at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?
- 90. Have you "sexted" (whether through text messaging or IM chat)?
- 91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam?
- 92. Have you have phone sex?
- 93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.
- 94. What's something you like about your body?
- 95. What's something you dislike about your body?
- 96. What body parts do you find the sexiest?
- 97. What was your most recent sexual thought?
- 98. Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.?
- 99. When was the last time you touched your genitals?
- 100. Do you often imagine people naked?